Isn't it funny....

Isn't it funny how the littlest things can make an action that is supposed to be sexy....SO UNSEXY

For example

1. The act of eating food off someone is meant to be sexy BUT...if its hot food! That isht has to be on a plate (coz hold tight you being left with oil stains on ur naked body, looking like some patchwork of blickness)...but obviously eating food OFF A PLATE on someone's body is in NO WAY SEXY!!! 

2. Licking ones lips is also seen as a sexy act BUT only if your licking your TOP LIP. You try and lick your bottom lip in a sexy way......did it work???? LOL

3. Biting of lips is another very sexy gesture BUT again...only if it's biting, this time, the BOTTOM LIP. You try and bite your top lip and see how sexy you can be.

Tried it??? Failed??? 

THANK YOU LOOL

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